Second Sale of the Week

More good news! This week also saw the fine folks at Starship Sofa agree to publish my story “Footsteps Among the Stars”. The best way to describe the story is “What would happen if a Lovecraft protagonist went to a beach party on the Outer Banks?”

Needless to say, hilarity and cosmic horror ensue.

In any case, do give Starship Sofa a click or two – they do great work – and when I have a pub date I’ll announce it here.

 

 

 

A List Of My Literary Murders

Earlier this year, I donated an item to a charity auction for the fine organization Nuci’s Space that combined a signed copy of Firefly Rain with the chance to get brutally slain in an upcoming writing project. As I’m about to start writing the new book, I revisited the topic today to try to get a sense of how exactly the lucky winner wanted to get offed. This then led to a wider discussion of making a charity donation in exchange for being brutally murdered, and with that in mind, I thought I might lay out some of the options for folks.

In the past, I have committed on paper the following crimes:

  • Murder by severing unnatural psychic connection to the land.
  • Murder by man-eating Sasquatch in a top hat.
  • Murder by farmland infused with the spirit of a murder victim
  • Murder by Cthulhu, ‘cause you gotta do Cthulhu
  • Murder by aspiring writer
  • Murder by otherdimensional drug-fueled partiers in the next hotel room over
  • Murder by evil sentient kudzu
  • Murder by insane talking water bird
  • Murder by haunted lawn
  • Murder by an army of fallen leaves
  • Murder by evil alien invaders who hate noise, and while I am at it I would like to point out that I published that story at least fifteen years before A Quiet Place came out, damnit.
  • Murder by evil French hotel
  • Murder by unnamed thing in dark, abetted by magical fat dude on a passing airplane
  • Murder by sentient house
  • Murder by dybbuk
  • Murder by feeding someone to an ancient evil in a well after middle school one day
  • Murder by the Devil, who actually shows a lot of restraint about this sort of thing in my work
  • Murder by evil steampunk industrialists and their strike-busting thugs
  • Murder by pre-Permian time warp and ancient cosmic horrors in a swamp
  • Murder by sea-going zombie
  • Murder by being thrown off a zeppelin
  • Murder by mob angry over the desecration of their site of ritual human sacrifice
  • Murder by evil guy intent on drowning kittens
  • Murder by brother-in-law (Not mine. I like mine.)
  • Murder by giant invisible cat
  • Murder by various high fantasy methods including stabbing, hacking, casting evil spells, and feeding to monsters
  • Murder by DIY flamethrower-wielding vampire
  • Murder by shooting with a wide variety of high-end firearms
  • Murder by stake through the heart
  • Murder by zombie cannibal ocelot
  • Murder by escaped video game character
  • Murder by small child who makes an unholy bargain
  • Murder by suburban cannibal
  • Murder by loving spouse
  • Murder by legendary cinematic monster
  • Murder by bad management meeting

I’m probably missing a few, but it’s a start….

Space AND Time All In One Place

Really happy to announce that the spring/summer issue of Space and Time magazine (#148) is now loose in the wild. This issue features my story “Used Sleep”, which is my take on the old “magical store that is sometimes there and sometimes not there” trope, though since this is one of my stories, it may not end well for all concerned….

Hope you enjoy it!

 

 

The Trilogy of the Second Age Is Back In Print

Way back in the day, I did a trilogy of fantasy novels as a tie-in to the wildly over the top fantasy TTRPG Exalted. Called the Trilogy of the Second Age, they featured swordplay, derring-do, magic, heroism, villainy, and a brief examination of the practical problems with being a walking corpse hitching a ride on the underside of a boat.

They went out of print ages ago.

But now, thanks to Crossroad Press, they’re back.

Ebooks and print books are here. Audiobooks are coming.

Check them out!

Nightmare Logic 2025!

I am happy bey0nd words to announce that Falstaff Dread has picked up my new novel NIGHTMARE LOGIC for publication next year! This is the scariest, most horrific novel I have written, and I am thrilled that the fine folks at Falstaff believe in it and want to bring it to you. Keep watching this space for updates!

Against The Siren Song

Hey there, Reb Palache fans! I am pleased beyond words to announce that the fourth story in the magical pirate rabbi’s ongoing adventures is now live! You can get it by downloading the Sudden Fictions podcast – available in all the usual places – or by following this link.

Enjoy!

Some Love From A Goat

Kayleigh Dobbs of Happy Goat Horror was kind enough to turn her eye to me and A MEETING IN THE DEVIL’S HOUSE.  She reviewed it, and you have to love any review that includes a break in the action to question whether the author is all right – which you can find right here.

She also sat down for a pleasant hour’s conversation which covered everything from writing for games to the true story behind the zombie frog tale “Meemaw’s Frogs”.  If you have the time, check it out – the conversation was a lot of fun. You can find it here.

Meanwhile the reviews keep rolling in on Amazon – two new ones say nice things like “MEETING IN THE DEVIL’S HOUSE is a meeting you don’t want to miss” and “The amazing thing is that each story is a master class in short fiction. Dansky’s writing in this collection reminds me of the first time I read Bradbury’s October Country. That’s the highest praise I can bestow!”

 

Release News

I’ve got two big things to share with you!

First of all, the sword and sorcery anthology SWORDPLAY, illustrated by the marvelous Dan Brereton and containing stories from folks like Christopher Golden and Cullen Bunn, was released this weekend. And oh yeah. I’ve got a story in there, too – “The Faces of the Winter Wood”. It’s a wonderful anthology and I’m proud to be a part of it, so check it out if sword and sorcery is your thing.

And then Friday is the big day – time for A MEETING AT THE DEVIL’S HOUSE. This one’s been a long time coming and I’m very proud of it. With stories about zombie frogs, a magical pirate rabbi, a man-eating Sasquatch in a top hat, a drunk unicorn, and more, it’s a collection of delightfully dark stories, seventeen in all. New York Time bestselling author Matt Forbeck said it was “twisted in all the right ways” and HorrorDNA raved about it, so pick it up if you’re so inclined!

 

A Meeting In The Devil’s House Pre-Order and Release Date

Apologies for the radio silence; things have been a little busy on this end what with StokerCon and GDC Showcase and all the other shenanigans I have been engaging in.

But I did want to let folks know that my second short story collection, A MEETING IN THE DEVIL’S HOUSE, is available for preorder in trade paperback and ebook.  It will be releasing on July 21st! Horror DNA said “Richard Dansky is never a writer to be missed” in their glowing review, bestselling author Matt Forbeck affirmed that it was “stabby”, and Stoker Award winner Jeff Strand accused me of selling my soul to the devil for my writing talent. I’m extremely proud of this collection, which covers everything from a magical pirate rabbi to zombie frogs to a top-hat wearing man eating Sasquatch.  And that’s just the beginning…